when I was shopping today with my mom, we ran into one of her ex-coworkers and he introduced himself and shook my hand and was really friendly
and he and mom talked for a bit, and then after he walked away, my mom said
”He got fired because he killed three people.”
and I was kinda spooked for like the next 5 minutes until I remembered my mom is a surgeon
The Goofy Catching Fire Cast ft. Jennifer Lawrence, Liam Hemsworth, Josh Hutcherson, Jena Malone & Sam Claflin
Jesus Christ. I hope these are legit because some of these are raising FABULOUS questions.
you know, my mom told me that when i was little i used to tell her recurring tidbits of a linear series of events from “when i was older”
she mentioned me pointing an old man and getting really excited and saying “hey that man was my student when i used to teach piano!” in a situation, or saying “you know i like you more than my other mom, she was so mean” and my personal favourite is the one where i said “i used to have a gilrfriend once, you know, we were on my motorcyle and i lost control and fell off a cliff on the roadside, i really hope she’s okay”
Children are scary as fuck.
I need to stay away
Wasn’t there a post going around about how maybe the ‘Light at the end of the Tunnel’ that people go to when they die is the opening of the womb when we’re born? And we gradually forget our previous lives as we grow older? Because that post combined with this post scares the living crap outta me.
My mom says that before she realized she was pregnant with my brother, four year old me ran up excitedly going “Mommy I just saw God hiding over there! He said there’s a baby in you! I hope its a little sister!”
And a week later she found out she was three months pregnant.
A while later she says i sadly walked up and went “I wanted a baby sister, but its gonna be a baby brother.” And then wandered back to my toys.
My mom tells me once that when I was like 3, I don’t remember what she said I was responding to, but apparently I said
"Remember? Back when I was big and you was little."
Also, I apparently said a lot of creepy things, like knowing what my Grandpa always did in the car exactly without ever being in the car w/ him, that kind of thing.
Little kids are scary as fuck.
When my little sister was just a baby we would take her into her room to change her diaper. She would always stare into the corner of the ceiling across the room and even try to look around us while we changed her. Finally when she first started learning how to talk she was staring at the same spot and said in the most sympathetic voice, “why are you crying?”
To the empty corner of the room.
Apparently I used to ask the same thing to empty corners when I was little.
according to my mother, when i was 2 yrs old, an old man and 2 sisters passed away in our building, the former from old age and the latter in a car crash
my parents only found this out after i told my mother i saw an old man and 2 sisters in our obviously empty apartment
One time, when my sister was about three she woke upone morning, crying. My mom asked her what was wrong, and she said “I had a dream I was with my other mommy and daddy just before they died.” I asked her how they died and she said “We were at a store and a man came in with a gun and killed a lot of people. When they heard gunshots they hid me in a pile of teddy bears, but when he killed them I screamed and he found me. I don’t know what happened after that though.”
For a few months, she would tell us about her other perents. Her dad was a painter, and her mom was a hippie. Her other mom named her Lilly, and they were a really happy family, they went out as a family, and her dad painted a medow on her walls. About a year later she stoped talking about them, and since then, when anyone has brought it up, she looks at us like we’re crazy
Y’all were an effed up bunch of kids. All I did was talk about poop.
I did that too! Stuff like, “I’ve been here before! With my other mom and dad! We went in the lake, but something pulled me down and I drownded!” all apparently said with a huge smile
if u sleep with a bra on first of all why second of all how
A moment of silence to all the kids who can’t wait to become a teenager because they think it’s fun
Two hours of silence for all the teenagers who can’t wait to become adults because they think they’ll get to do whatever they want
a shot of vodka to all the 20 somethings who are coping with a lack of rent money by sitting around eating captain crunch in dinosaur PJs wishing they were actually a pre-teen again.
if i ever had a ghost problem, i’m gonna first make a circle out of glue
and then sprinkle salt onto the glue
HAHAH GHOSTS TRY AND BLOW THE SALT AWAY NOW YOU TURDS
this is the most intelligent post i have ever seen
if this gets to 30k notes and they don’t try this on supernatural, i’m gonna cry
aw come on you’re going to cry anyway i mean supernatural