“I just stole a poncho from a wooden Indian.”

these-silent-delights:

feardubh:

another-superwholock-bitch:

crazysqueeme:

connorthatway:

You know what i want? I want season 3 to start with on the day that sherlock died a year or two later and lestrade is having a meeting with a group of people and saying “today is the day that a great detective, sherlock holmes, died”
And then everyone in the room gets a text that says “WRONG”

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it’s on my desh again I cant help but rebloging again

We did that

YES




Benedict talks about meeting Harrison Ford (Benedict Cumberbatch on Jimmy Fallon)

(Source: misteroswald)




baconmane:

FUCK

(Source: allison-chains)



hiddlesdazzled:

Imagine Tom looking at you like this…

come-along-castiel:

Theres a drug raid in the house next door and the policemen who aren’t doing the raid are sitting on a trampoline.
Welcome to Australia



  • Parents: Don't talk to people on the internet.
  • Me: Trust me, I try to get them to talk to me all the time and they don't want to.



shadowssynysterandvengeance:

vintage-mayhem:

multicolouredferriswheels:

Ehehehe!

Grrr

OMFG LOOK AT THAT SMILE OMFG I CANT BREATHE SOMEONE GET M E WATER OMFG I MGONNA PUKE OF JAPPINES OFMG AAHAHAHAD QWIFUWGHLEW;FOWIJLAKF



no-hetero:

drunkdate:

im scared of shower sex like what if i slip and die

doesn’t matter, had sex

(Source: princesslynn777)



lynzave:

geezjenner:

lynzave:

I’m legitimately amazed at the fact that women can actually grow a person in their uterus without even trying

and then the people CRAWL OUT OF THEIR VAGINA

COVERED IN ECTOPLASM 


AND NO ONE EVEN TRIES TO KILL IT LIKE THAT’S A COMPLETELY NORMAL OCCURRENCE FOR US

I don’t think the person writing this realizes that they crawled out of a uterus once

I was a C section check your privilege




pineappledean:

kyriebitches:

myenochianangel:

Too soon?

Little bit. Yeah.

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zawehzaweh:

finalblessing:

will smith everybody

#HELLO I AM MR SMITH THIS IS M FAMILY #WIFE!! SON!!



  • store guy: /extensively stares at boobs
  • me: yes, hello, i'm here because my mobile's not working. also if you could please stop looking at my breasts?
  • store guy: oh my god i wasn't looking at your breasts! - i mean, that, too, but... /slowly unbuttons shirt
  • me: ... why are you taking your shirt off now
  • store guy: /dramatically opens shirt to reveal iron man tee
  • me: /looks down at her captain america tee
  • store guy: /happy seal-clapping
  • me: oh my god we match
  • store guy: if we can't repair your phone, you can be damn sure we'll avenge it!